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RomaniaxReader: Poster PranksWARNING: NOT FOR TWLIGHT LOVERS!

Grinning almost evilly you stepped back to admire your work. A thick black mustache on the upper lip. And to add to the stupidity of the picture; buck teeth, a mole on the chin, and a black out eye. All new additions to the latest poster of Robert Patterson as Edward Cullen from Twilight hanging outside the book store’s window in the mall.
“Much better,” you said pocketing the black marker.
A loud screech came from behind you. You turned around to find a hoard of girls with black t-shirts reading ‘TEAM EDWARD’.
“Crap,” you said and ran for your life. Close behind you&
[APH] Strip Poker - SpainxReader(Name) giggled uncontrollably at the cheerful voice over the phone. Did he really just ask that? There’s no way this man just asked her that. But then again, he seems like one who would do it. Spinning around, she held the phone to her chest and tried to suppress her giddiness.

“_____? You there?”

She squeaked and almost dropped the phone, putting it back to her ear. “Oh yes, sorry Antonio.” She rushed around the room, trying to clean it up. “So you want to come over?”

He chuckled and she smiled. “Si, I would love to. I’ll be over in a minute.”

They ended the call and she finishe
Father!AmericaxLittle!Daughter!Reader Father's DayYou were upstairs in your room, drawing a picture for your father. It was Father's day, and since you were only five, you had to draw him a picture. It was a picture of you and him, and it said 'I love you Daddy!' on it. You really hoped he would like it! You walked out of your room, and looked both ways and when you didn't see your father you walked to his office. You peeked inside of it, and he wasn't in it. You walked in, opening his desk and grabbing an envelope and you stuffed the piece of paper inside of it. You licked it, then closed it. You climbed into his chair and grabbed one of his pens and wrote his name on it, then jumped out of
Payback's a b*tch... || America x Reader
"_____, where are ya?!" Alfred shouted, turning his head in many directions trying to find you. From behind the tree, where you were hiding, he looked like he just saw a ghost! If only you had your phone…
Oh wait, that's Alfred's fault…

~*Flashback*~

"Hey Alfred, give it back!" You shouted at your loud mouthed friend, who was currently laughing at you. He stole your phone from you and he wouldn't give it back only because you took a picture of him in the movies, his face was priceless!
You were currently jumping for your phone, it had private things on it that you didn't want ANYONE to know about, so now you know why you're
Little!NordicsxBig!Sister!Reader Happy birthday!All of the boys were playing in the living room. Well, except for Emil. He was taking a nap. You walked into it, smiling.

"Boys, I need your help. Today is little Emil's birthday and I need you guys to help me make him a cake. I've already bought some presents, and I want Mathias and Tino to wrap them. Berwald, Lukas, you two have to help me make the cake."

"Okay (Name)! Me and Tino will wrap the gifts!" Mathias smiled.

"They are in my room on my bed. I already have wrapping paper and safety scissors in there. Oh, and tape too!"

Mathias nodded, and ran to your room, dragging Tino with him.

Lukas and Berwald followed you to the kitchen an
PrussiaXReader! PrankVSPrank (Cheating Prank)
-YOUR P.O.V- 
Today was finally the day Gilbert was finally going to come home! But this welcome home won't be so 'welcoming'. You were going to prank your boyfriend Gilbert! 
You pulled out your video camera and faced it towards you clicking the play button. 
"Ok so Gilbert has been gone for a few days over in Germany to visit his brother. And I've been home alone, so I thought of a good Prank to play on Gil where I'm cheating in him on with" you begin into the camera as you pull out a Manican head with fake facial hair on it. "So I'm going to put the head on the pillow and use other pillows as a body. And today I went to the mall and bought a new guys outfit!" You smirked into the camera as you set up the fake body of pillows under the sheets. 
You walk down stairs to show the outfit. It was black skinny jeans, and random pair of boxers, with a black hoodie and grey sneakers. 
You set the grey sneakers at the front door to
Cosplay [America x Male!Reader]“Alfred, can I change my clothes in your room? Matthew’s in the bathroom and the convention starts in an hour.”

“Haha! Sure dude!”

“Thanks.”

-thirty minutes later-

“Hey [Name]! Time to– ”

“.....”

“.....”

“.....”

“.....”

“.....”

“...Dude...”

“I-I CAN EXPLAIN!”

Extended Ending:

“Haha! Let me give you a few tips since you’re cosplaying the hero!” Alfred said as they walked from his house to one of the biggest anime conventions in America, a wide smile spread across his face
GermanyxMale!Reader I wasn't called for this. OSGermanyxMale!Reader. I wasn't called for this Oneshot (free to males, not much of a yaoi)

Summer break started leaving schools empty, children spending more bonding time with parents (some more than what they like), and leaving teenagers do… whatever teenagers did. As in (male name)’s case, he deiced to reach the world record of hibernating in the summer. Oh yeah you can laugh but he has already supplied himself with snacks and mental preparation. The first day had gone off with a nice start only waking up 3 times to eat something and take a piss. The process repeated till the third day when his parents came to his room to see
PKMNTrainer!HetaliaxPKMNTrainer!ReaderPokemon Trainer!HetaliaxPokemon Trainer!Reader
The Song of Jigglypuff

“Face it, Italy!  We’re lost!”
You never imagined your journey to becoming a Pokemon Master to involve getting lost in a forest.  Sadly, here you and your friends were… lost in a forest.  Specifically, the Viridian Forest.  You had just recently gotten your seventh badge and were traveling back to Viridian City for your eighth.  You were traveling in a group of 6, counting you.  With you was a total of 2 other trainers, Prussia and Romano, and 3 gym leaders, Italy, Germany, and Japan.
“We’re not lost!” Italy was the one holding
Zombies..? || Hetalia x Reader
~**~

“For the last time, I am NOT going to play ‘The Walking Dead’ with you, Alfred!”
“Awwwh~! But c’mon _____! It’ll be fun! There’s loads of zombies that you’ll be able to wipe out!”
“That’s exactly why I don’t wanna play! I hate zombies!”

Judging by the look on your face, you weren’t joking. But, to Alfred, it seemed as if the look of ‘hate’ was actually presented by the look of fear…

Alfred blinked twice, the look of pure shock present on his features. You were scared of zombies? Wow, and you were supposed to be the bravest one
Germany X Reader AccentsYou were in your friend, Ludwig's home. You were lying in a comfortable position on his couch, and he was next to you, reading. Boring~

"Hey...Ludwig...." You mumbled as you stared towards your currently boring friend. He glanced up from his book.

"Vhat...?" You let out an unheard giggle from the sound his accent.

"Make me a sammich." He closed his book, knowing you wanted attention.

"...you mean a sandvich...right?" You shot up from your comfortable spot.

"Did you just cuss?!" He raised an eyebrow. "You just....said....b-b...bitc-!!"

"I DID NOT!" You laughed. You knew Ludwig was strictly against cussing and...oh wow!

"You did, you did
Russia X Reader--Resolutions: Chpt. 1
Russia X Reader

Resolutions: Chpt.1

Intro.

The worst part about high school is: the people are complete jerks, for the most part. If there isn’t a single person that you don’t hate or dislike, then I applaud you and also question your sanity. That’s exactly the way you used to be…until you got to your junior year in good old high school. That was when you snapped. People began to disgust you that much.

The worst part about it is…you miss the way you used to see situations—in an optimistic, positive way. Now all you see is negative and your expectations of people is way too high. And that’s wha
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BEING!!!
IT WUZ AISELEND, FENLEND, AND NORWEIH. Fenlend wuz dresd up az eh geingstur and he wuz in eh swegtastik pouz. Aiselend wuz dresd up az Tinkur bel. He wuz doin Tinkur bel's signachur pouz...wel kind ov. Norweih wuz dresd up as Ciel in wundrlend. Aldoh, dat kawstoom wuz a bit to smal awn hem. Dey wer al in eh groop, doin eh pouz. U wer konfyoosed of wut wuz goin awn, baht u dedn't maind sense 3 secksi az ffff Nordekz were en dos kawstooms. U almoust sturted to nosebleed wen u saw Aiselend en dat Tinkur bel kawstoom.

"YOH WUT'S UP, _____?!?" Fenlend askd u.

U dednt noh hao to anser dat.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 1*tap, tap, tap*

“Hello?  Is this thing on?”

“It’s on, Link,” came the answer in an annoyed tone.

“Well excuse me for not knowing how to use electronic devices as well as you can,” said Link as he cast the zero suit clad bounty hunter a glare.  He then turned back to the microphone. “Now then, we are here today as the first batch of characters have been announced for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.”

“You mean we’ll finally find out which of us got in?” questioned Saki.

Saki and everyone else who had been interviewed so far were gathered in the auditorium of
Russia X Reader--Resolutions: Chpt.2
         A flush of embarrassment reddens your face. This is going to be incredibly awkward…especially after what happened in your last class. You gulp before slowly walking over to your seat, trying with all your might not to make eye contact with Ivan. You were doing just fine…that is, until Ivan made eye contact with you. You felt his eyes penetrate yours, and a whole new shade of red flushed your face. You quickly sat down and pretended to be interested in another corner of room. At least the two of you weren’t the only ones in the room by now.

“You were in my last class, da?” You jump a little when you h
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Crossover-Migraine Character Meme

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Character meme by GuardianTerra: List 12 of your own character w/o reading the questions first and then answer the questions...yeah!

1. Jareth
2. Peter Pan
3. Fakir
4. Alice
5. Aziraphale
6. Crowley
7. Rue
8. Ahiru
9. Sarah
10. Reginald
11. Mytho
12. Femio

01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Crowley) or 11 (Mytho)? What subjects would they teach?
Crowley. He would teach something about Early Christian history… XD

02. Do you think 2 (Peter Pan) is hot? How hot?
F*ck yes! So hot! FAITH, TRUST, AND LEATHER—err, I mean pixie dust… I mean… no… God, he's way too young to be hot… why would you even ask such a question, you pervert…

03. 12 (Femio) sends 8 (Ahiru) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
He sends her to find someone who can love her better than he can, because he is unworthy. She runs into Fakir right away. Literally, most likely. Problem solved.

04. What is or would be 9 (Sarah)'s favorite book?
I really wanna say Pride and Prejudice, though the Sarah in me is saying, "What?! PSH! What are you talking about? That's not my…. favorite book… of all time… ngggh—OMG I LOVE THAT BOOK SO MUCH!!!"

05. Would it make more sense for 2 (Peter Pan) to swear fealty to 6 (Crowley), or the other way around?
Peter would totally ally with a demon of Hell. I can't guarantee how long it would last, but Crowley can take care of himself. He has his ways.

06. For some reason, 5 (Aziraphale) is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Sarah) or with 10 (Reginald)?
On the one hand, there's craziness with a stalker staking out the apartment and leaving creepy gifts, and on the other hand, there's craziness with the stalker leaving the apartment late at night to stake out another apartment and leave creepy gifts. I'm not entirely sure Aziraphale would have any idea how to deal with Reginald. He's just not proper and British enough. His idea of tea-time is madness. So, I think he'd have to go with Sarah. He's an agent of Heaven. I'm sure he can knock some sense into Jareth. I feel like he would pretty much be acting like Sarah's father a lot of the time, when it came to Jareth. And of course he would walk in on them at least once… XD (Wait, sorry. I'm going to stop contemplating this. *deep breaths* Moving on.)

07. 2 (Peter Pan), 7 (Rue) and 12 (Femio) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Oh, God… What do I … How do I even…? They'd be at a restaurant in Italy, just because I can, and… and… they'd talk about… their relationship issues… actually, yeah. They'd most definitely talk about their relationship issues, because all of them have some sort of commitment issues…

08. 3 (Fakir) challenges 10 (Reginald) to a duel. What happens?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "You cheated." "Pirate! Mad Hatter!"

09. If 1 (Jareth) stole 8 (Ahiru)'s most precious possession, how would she get it back?
Well, she'd have 13 hours to run the Labyrinth, of course, to get Fakir back, if Jareth didn't get tired of tormenting him before then. Oh, the Drosselmeyer-esque fun Jareth would have with a captive Fakir…

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Rue) and 12 (Femio) both attain what they most desire.
The Love of a Prince. Make of that what you will.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Alice) and 1 (Jareth) to work together?
All I would need was a scenario where Reggie got Jareth mad at him. That's really all it would take. In other words, not much, considering both Reggie and Jareth…

12. If 7 (Rue) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
We would be fast friends. We would do girly things like go shopping together, and swap relationship tips, and watch romcoms and laugh and cry our asses off, and probably bake cookies, and make pancakes, and just have a grand old time.

13. If you could command 3 (Fakir) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
CONFESS CONFESS CONFESS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA (Oh, and turn Ahiru human again. That's a good start.)

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Mytho)?
HA! Sadly, no. Pretty much, no. No. Just no. I mean, yeah, but no. Not really, no.

15. If 9 (Sarah) had to choose sides between 4 (Alice) and 5 (Aziraphale), which would it be?</b>
I think she'd go with Alice. Alice also has a little twist to her character. Aziraphale's too good for Sarah. She'd also identify with Alice's problems A LOT… Like, REALLY.

16. What might 10 (Reginald) shout while charging into battle?
"FOR ALICE!!!!!!" Or "DON'T LET'S BE SILLY!!!!" or "CLEAN CUP CLEAN CUP MOVE DOWN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!!!!" Or any number of things, really, depending on the time of day and the weather.

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Ahiru), which song would you choose?
"Falling Slowly" by The Swell Season, from the movie Once.

18. 1 (Jareth), 6 (Crowley), and 12 (Femio) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Jareth, no conte—well, Crowley is a demon of Hell… Femio would just have no chance. Cue the running of the bulls through the restaurant. Jareth would try to use that as a distraction to get at the pancake, only to find that Crowley has already got it in his mouth.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Peter Pan) to use on 10 (Reginald)?
"You like Alice, and Alice likes me, so the transitive property states that we should get together." *seductive eyebrows* (… I'm also pretty sure that's not how that rule works… but anyway, they're sitting in a bar both drinking away their Alice sorrows.)

20. What would 5 (Aziraphale) most likely be arrested for?
Indecent exposure. I blame Crowley. I'm sure Az does, too.

21. What is 6 (Crowley)'s secret?
He's kinda in love with Az… which is totally a secret because of reasons. That's probably why he jokes about it so often, because he doesn't want Az to know… And I'm pretty sure that Hell wouldn't approve of it… though Freddie Mercury would…

22. If 11 (Mytho) and 9 (Sarah) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Hmm… depends on the restrictions on magic. In a regular footrace, Mytho would probably win, just because he's in better shape as a ballet dancer. If there's magic, all bets are off. Mytho could use his waltz of the flowers power, and Sarah, you know, can reorder time, potentially… Though technically, if Sarah is left strictly to her own devices, Mytho would definitely win either way, which would infuriate Sarah to no end, of course…

23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Rue) or 8 (Ahiru)?
Ahiru. She's more talkative… No, Rue. She's calmer…. Ummm… um. Rue. She's more intimidating.
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Characters (c) Jim Henson, Terry Jones, David Bowie, J. M. Barrie, Itoh Ikuko, Lewis Carrol, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Jennifer Connolly, Disney, Brianna Garcia
Meme (c) Someone Else

So, these are the same questions as another meme I posted earlier, but I thought I'd post this one, because I loved the answers way too much, and I'm in dangerous contemplation of turning some of them into full-blown fanfictions. Hence, the categorization. So, yeah. Have fun with that crossover migraine. I know I am.

And I'm not even going to bother with the rating, because it's ONE LITTLE WORD that I already censored myself for...
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